Texan Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to twofinalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it.The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A & M.Go figure. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poemin one [...]

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