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A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more...
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your...
A kid comes home from school with awriting assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell methe difference between potential and reality?"His father looks up, thoughtfully, andthen says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would...
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It's a game of inches. 16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 15. When you get down in this...
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.-If you decide to start dancing in the street,everyone you bump into will know all the steps.-Most laptop computers are...
A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, “Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?” The bartender is puzzled, but he doesn't see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks. When...
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem."Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?""Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it. "Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later."How is the problem work...
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox?
Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes him and says to him "Bill Gates -- you're a great man. I shall give you a choice of either heaven or hell." Bill Gates tells God that he would like to see both before making a decision.So God takes Bill...
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