A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it "Curl Up and Dye."
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A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in theworst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming veryfrustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the...
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra...
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help."It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried."Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion.It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's...
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."Startled, the blonde moved...
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."She then wrote a note saying,"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put...
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description.After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how...
