Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much.

One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them.

The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he...

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I decided to take a day off from work and go golfing. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. Nine iron."

That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a nine iron, and sunk a...

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A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes round, and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks: "And get me a whisky you cow!"

The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings...

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This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.

The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."

So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your...

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A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer."Hi," he croaks."What's your name?"

The loan officer says, "My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?"

"Yeah," says the frog."I'd like to borrow some money."

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but...

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A young blonde was on
vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very
frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the...

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During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R.He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, and then caught a train to London.

The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a...

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Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were.

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do your stuff."

T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a...

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There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20...

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