Dear Tide,

I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt.Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt.She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt.I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick.So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide.It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive!I can't praise your product enough.Thank you for saving my life!I must go now.

I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...

Thanks again!

John Smith