This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie suddenly appears.

The grateful genie exclaims, "Thanks for letting me out of the bottle, I've been in there for a millenium. I'm pretty old and tired, but I think I've got one wish left."

The owner of the bottle says, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea sick, so build me a road."

"I'm too old and sick to grant that wish, got any other ideas?" replied the genie.

"OK," replied the guy, "I've always wanted to understand how a woman thinks, to understand her inner-most thoughts."

The genie replies, "Two lanes or four?"'