One hungry Bush
From: Jokes Admin
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.Bush leans close to her and says,
"Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the president about women's rights and then storms away, Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced quiche."