Texan Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to twofinalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; [...]


"Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly." "Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!" "Man who run behind car get exhausted" "Man [...]

Winter Lovers

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he [...]

Please pass the mayo

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look [...]