Texan Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to twofinalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it.The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A & M.Go figure. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poemin one [...]

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Proverbs

"Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly." "Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!" "Man who run behind car get exhausted" "Man with hand in [...]

Winter Lovers

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands [...]

The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but [...]

Please pass the mayo

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Osama’s Valentine

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One hungry Bush

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have [...]

Lucky Frog

I decided to take a day off from work and go golfing. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, [...]

Roy the Rooster

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His [...]

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They [...]
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